Player Profile:

Name: Simon Greenhalgh

Position: 10, 11, 14 & 15

Age: 26

Clubs represented: West Leeds RUFC, Mongoles 1^st XV, Castleford RUFC, Reject Exiles RUFC

Occupation: Assistant branch Manager, Jewson builders merchants & Rent Boy

Marital Status: Single….but open to offers

Best Rugby Moment: 32 points against Castleford while playing for West  Leeds and being shot by a sniper at Hemsworth

Favourite player and Why? Rob Collins - Can take a proper beating and didn't cry & Dave Williams - speedy as anything

Best Coach: John Ather

Favourite food/Drink: Chinese, Wine and French stir fries

Hobbies: Rugby, Cricket, Pool, Snooker, Gay Sex, Dominos and Makeup artistry