Player Profile:

Name: Paul Bell

Position: Doggy

Age: Unknown

Clubs represented: None, just turned up

Occupation: Unemployable

Marital Status: Borderline

Best Rugby Moment: Eight pint jug to myself at West Leeds

Favourite player and Why? Paul Stevenson - He makes me look fit!

Best Coach: Wallace Arnold to Blackpool Tour

Ambition: To meet Elvis, (but not just yet)

Favourite food/Drink: Anything on a plate

Hobbies: Poetry, a good wine and a night at the Opera